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koster
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#346

Post by koster » December 29th, 2020, 7:24 pm

2020







Biggest joke of the century




razor
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#347

Post by razor » December 30th, 2020, 3:59 pm

How does Santa practice safe sex?


He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.




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TheButcher
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Post by TheButcher » December 31st, 2020, 12:54 pm

razor wrote:
December 30th, 2020, 3:59 pm
How does Santa practice safe sex?


He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
LOL

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#349

Post by LuKenGas » January 15th, 2021, 9:08 am

Hello Friday let's have a laugh




My wife and I have decided we don’t want children.



We’ll probably tell them over dinner this evening!




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#350

Post by TheButcher » January 16th, 2021, 10:13 am

LuKenGas wrote:
January 15th, 2021, 9:08 am
Hello Friday let's have a laugh




My wife and I have decided we don’t want children.



We’ll probably tell them over dinner this evening!



LOL

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#351

Post by TightAss » January 17th, 2021, 4:25 pm

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.




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#352

Post by JB2302 » January 22nd, 2021, 8:17 am

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls on dad's computer."




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#353

Post by porntraveller » May 8th, 2021, 10:34 am

what happened to some fun on this forum




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#354

Post by Webby » May 9th, 2021, 6:15 am

porntraveller wrote:
May 8th, 2021, 10:34 am
what happened to some fun on this forum
where is the joke?




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#355

Post by DeSexGuide » May 11th, 2021, 12:26 pm

Okay here is one, I will get this ball rolling again.


A company hires a new employee. The boss meets him on his first day, looks him over and decides that he's going to be a good worker.

And he was right. Starting on Monday, the new employee finished all his tasks in record time. The boss was impressed. On Tuesday he did the same. Wednesday came around and the new guy was on fire. Thursday, and the boss could already tell that the new worker was going to be a valuable asset to the company.

But on Friday, the new employee didn't come in to work. The boss rang him up and asked where he was. "I'm sick," the employee replied.

The boss was a bit disappointed, but he allowed it. "Just make sure you're here on Monday," he said.

On Monday the employee came in as usual and worked his ass off. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, the same. But on Friday, he called the boss and said "Boss, I can't come in. I'm sick."

The boss was taken aback. Sick for two Fridays in a row? But maybe the employee had a health condition, the boss decided, so he allowed it yet again.

The next week, the exact same thing happened. The new employee was a workhorse for every day of the week -- except Friday, when he called in sick. The boss decided he'd had enough.

"How come you're sick every Friday?" the boss asked.

"Do you really want to know?" the employee replied.

"Of course. You're one of my best workers and I want to know what's going on with you."

"Well," the employee began, "every Friday, I go over to my sister's house. Her husband isn't home on Fridays. Once I'm there, I have passionate, non-stop sex with her for hours."

"Oh my God," the boss stammered. "You're sick!"

"I told you I was," said the employee.




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#356

Post by Luke » May 14th, 2021, 10:06 am

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.




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#357

Post by notty » May 19th, 2021, 9:51 am

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed, but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, ”Why are you going to sleep on the floor?”
The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”




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#358

Post by GlennfromLA » May 21st, 2021, 9:15 am

A huge bouquet of red roses arrives at the office on Friday.
The red head says excitedly to her blonde friend:

"They're from my boyfriend: you know what this means? I'll be spending this entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air!"

The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"




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#359

Post by CTE » May 24th, 2021, 10:07 am

A Monday morning joke, sums up how I feel.


What did the cashew say on Monday morning? Monday always drives me nuts!




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#360

Post by Russ » May 26th, 2021, 1:18 pm

No Coronavirus jokes?




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